HOHOHO
Today gona blog about what happen on friday.
SUPER PAISEH FOR BOTH FRI AND SAT.
FRIDAY: Around 4pm to 5pm , i having my mob lesson, my stomach starts to ache. Then i thought nothing. Then later, I alone go home. Then at Jurong East, my stomach seemed to have a bomb in it. It starts to EXPLODE. But no choice i BEAR WITH IT. Then i waited for another Marina train, cause previous train too pack le. When I boarded the train, luckily i have a seat to sit. Then I am like keep on farting lahh. Cause u know what ?
I have DIARRHOEA.
somemore is super serious de diarrhoea lahh.
I FINALLY CANT TAHAN LE. I alight at woodlands in order to find a toilet to release all my bomb substances. I wanted to alight at Kranji all these de , but I dunno whr got toilet so dont dare to alight.
U guess what colour of substance i release ? GREEN. YUCKS . I think is i SCARED dao or what so have greeny shit. Is not that i disgusting but is true.
After releasing is shuang de lah. Then when i reached Yishun again i start my business.
WAHHH. IS DAMN HOT. MY FACE FULL OF SWEAT. SO HOT.
When walking to bus interchange saw yianping. I super shagged at that moment.
End here..
SAT: Work , then I stepped on customer foot. Cause I having dinner, then she want to know what is that item , when i stand up i knocked my leg. Then when i talking to her, my fries haven chew ok so is like going to spit out. IS SUPER PAISEH ONE.
NIGHT EVERYONE